Ashleigh Brilliant cracks me up.. some of his quotes/insults.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
others...
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. - Groucho Marx
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? - Charles Pierce
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. - unknown
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target.
I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.
others...
A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. - Groucho Marx
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it. - Groucho Marx
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies? - Charles Pierce
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him. - Forrest Tucker
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice. - unknown
Funny quotes, clever insults
